HAPPY HOLIDAYS

"have faith in the yankees my son"

yankees win twenty seventh

hooray for globalization!

play for two people

Sam Pink's A PLAY FOR TWO PEOPLE from blake butler on Vimeo.

pour a cup of orange juice. google i cheetah: an autobiography. stretch your hamstrings. do something for the first twenty five seconds of lo-fi female mumble. then it hears good.

i propose today national knight rider day

Gurlz Я Good

i love you?

ReadWalkerPercy

david lynch is my hotelgirl

Lucky Dragons

Receshhh Fun Facto

"The giant squid lives in the depths of the oceans and seas and in the coastal waters around Europe and Canada and they sometimes live in Monterey. There are only three open spaces in the sea with giant squids."
thanks to library thinkquest

Astronaut Secessio

Recession Rumor Mill:
astronauts are planning a massive revolutionary secession this July 4th to "cut out the fat" and begin a recession-free superior space-man race.

Future Dent

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Quiet Hooves: Your Body
by eikonproductions

Beckett

Hall & Oats

Mom, Bernie Stole My Animal Crackers

Bernard Madoff

...and my Porsche, and my summer home, and my H2, and all my bling.

Cyclops or Siren Conglomerate

never did a cyclops look so good. the one-eyed ms. kelly future clone seemed bothered by our recession-era-sized yacht. her christmas-day posture and siren song tranced our compass toward her caps come nightfall, which ended in me dancing quite foolishly on her right upper quad later that evening after a liter of port and some motion sickness medicine.
i luh u gurl

Recession Toyz

In the year 3k9...

The recession still rages on! But we find solace in our pets. Meet Jack. He cost nearly four times as much alive...low upkeep. Obedient. He makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Jan & Kjeld "Banjo Boy"

Recession Man of the Year