Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Mom, Bernie Stole My Animal Crackers
Bernard Madoff
...and my Porsche, and my summer home, and my H2, and all my bling.
...and my Porsche, and my summer home, and my H2, and all my bling.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Cyclops or Siren Conglomerate
never did a cyclops look so good. the one-eyed ms. kelly future clone seemed bothered by our recession-era-sized yacht. her christmas-day posture and siren song tranced our compass toward her caps come nightfall, which ended in me dancing quite foolishly on her right upper quad later that evening after a liter of port and some motion sickness medicine.
i luh u gurl
Saturday, June 27, 2009
In the year 3k9...
The recession still rages on! But we find solace in our pets. Meet Jack. He cost nearly four times as much alive...low upkeep. Obedient. He makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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